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When I go to the dentist, I pass on the anesthesia.
I transcend dental medication.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day..
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?""
First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes...
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the fuck is Boris Johnson?" asked Pinocchio!!..
At dinner last night, I realised that I've lost my pizza cutter. So I used a Bryan Adams CD instead... it cuts like a knife.
Why did the man fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A silly cracker joke which made us laugh
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
https://youtu.be/R9ETlTZoF1E
The man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground says it went from Barking to Tooting in just under an hour.
My girlfriend dumped me when she found out I only had eight toes.
She is lack toes intolerant.
When I go to the dentist, I pass on the anesthesia.
I transcend dental medication.
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day..
As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest to find the most beautiful woman in the world.."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
" First Place ," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign:
"Contest to find the strongest man in the world.."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him,
"How did you make out?""
First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt it?"
They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes...
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the fuck is Boris Johnson?" asked Pinocchio!!..
At dinner last night, I realised that I've lost my pizza cutter. So I used a Bryan Adams CD instead... it cuts like a knife.
Why did the man fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
A silly cracker joke which made us laugh
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad
https://youtu.be/R9ETlTZoF1E
The man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground says it went from Barking to Tooting in just under an hour.
My girlfriend dumped me when she found out I only had eight toes.
She is lack toes intolerant.