I'm known as a horrible texter. People who get texts from me don't believe I write books. Here's my worst...
I was having a softcore romantic text chat with a girlfriend and I meant to say "You're real" but instead I told her "you reek."
Same girlfriend was out with her 17 year old daughter shopping for prom dresses and I group texted them. "How's porn shopping going?"
I sent a long text to my mechanic, trying to explain the problem with my bike and every single time I typed "motorcycle" the phone autocorrected to "motherfucker." He responds "what are you mad at me for though?" I also realized maybe I type the word motherfucker too much if my phone picks that over motorcycle.
We have a field near here where I sometimes walk Oscar. It's really called Shottery Fields but my friend and I call it shit fields, because we don't like it much. I was there few months ago when I accidentally texted to the Director of the Stratford Literary Festival that I was in Shit Fields - the text was meant for my friend, needless to say! The director saw the funny side...
I wrote an email about working on the Public Service Desk. The letter “l” was dropped from the word “public”. 🙄
It’s Marilla here. Which leads me to think we need a thread for introductions.
I saw dear Daisey has registered.
There's a certain New Zealander who's work I'm familiar with who's accidently funny typos would have us all covered