ACROSS THE BORDER
Where the banned are
Can't come up with a joke for this, but it would involve Shane desperately holding up the crucifix.
Shane: "Frankie? Frankie?! My name is not Frankie! I'm Shane!"
Bruce: "No, Frankie, know it's you. I am so glad I finally found you after all those years! You can see I still love you, don't you?"
Bruce "Shane you`ve changed"
Shane "More than can be said about your setlists these days".
Bruce "I love Fairytale"
Shane "Is that the one about dynamic ticket prices being a fair model?"
Do we have a winner? Certainly a contender.