Ever walk an old dog? My guy is 12 years-old, with some joint pain, so a walk takes a while. Aside from walking slo-o-owly, he stops and walks back to smell things constantly. Today I got to calling him One Step Up And Two Steps Back. And having lots of time on my hands, I started singing to myself.
There's a poop across the lawn and
I get a message it's scenting
Yeah, it's smellin' real good and
Me, well maybe I'll be sniffin'
Thank you, thank you very much.
[Thrill Hill Productions, Inc immediately issues a cease and desist order]
I'm with you on this! My dog is 12 years old and behaving similarly. Poor old boys.